Girl Leaves Laptop Open in Quiet Library, Porn Plays at Full Volume, Mortification Ensues
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lmfaooooooooooooo
Gaddamn its BreastaMania on my dashboard right now folks! *struts like Ric Flair* *Hulk Hogan Muscle Pose*
No he didn’t
WEARIN BLUE WEARIN PURPLE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME
TWO PROM-RATS AT THE SAME DAMN TIME
PURPLE STRIPE BLUE HAT AT THE SAME DAMN TIME
AT THE SAME DAMN TIME AT THE SAME DAMN TIME
I know that girl in blue!
When my mom is on the phone
Mom: Yeah, they’re great. She’s home, actually. Do you wanna say hi?
Me:
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