kingjaffejoffer:

#DEAD

LMAO RIP MACHO

kingjaffejoffer:

#DEAD

LMAO RIP MACHO

zumainthyfuture:

jamtastik:

kingjaffejoffer:

Girl Leaves Laptop Open in Quiet Library, Porn Plays at Full Volume, Mortification Ensues

:[[[[[[[[[

lmfaooooooooooooo

Gaddamn its BreastaMania on my dashboard right now folks! *struts like Ric Flair* *Hulk Hogan Muscle Pose* 

smartestmanintheworld:

nathoisking:

quierosonreir:

No he didn’t

WEARIN BLUE WEARIN PURPLE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME
TWO PROM-RATS AT THE SAME DAMN TIME
PURPLE STRIPE BLUE HAT AT THE SAME DAMN TIME
AT THE SAME DAMN TIME AT THE SAME DAMN TIME

I know that girl in blue!

smartestmanintheworld:

nathoisking:

quierosonreir:

No he didn’t

WEARIN BLUE WEARIN PURPLE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME

TWO PROM-RATS AT THE SAME DAMN TIME

PURPLE STRIPE BLUE HAT AT THE SAME DAMN TIME

AT THE SAME DAMN TIME AT THE SAME DAMN TIME

I know that girl in blue!

When my mom is on the phone

dominicandarwinism:

Mom: Yeah, they’re great. She’s home, actually. Do you wanna say hi? 

Me:

 

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